Date Ana…
Please!

If you’re here, it’s probably because I directed you to this website. Or maybe you just found my business card. Or maybe someone sent you this link. None of that really matters! All that I care about is if you 1) think I’m cute and 2) want to take me out. If yes, keep exploring this website.




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I’m Ana & I’m on a quest to find love
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To those viewing this website on a mobile device, there’s a popup navigational menu in the top right corner.. Adding this note as some people complained it wasn’t noticeable enough and I don’t know how to make it more noticeable :3

“To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either in time or in eternity.”
― Soren Kierkegaard

DO YOU WANT TO FALL IN LOVE?

“My love is like a stone tied round my neck; it’s dragging me down to the bottom; but I love my stone. I can’t live without it.” ―Anton Chekhov

Types of People that Seem to Love Ana (Can’t Get Enough of Ana!!!):

  • Musicians…but that’s like everyone around here
  • Futch Lesbians that have lived/worked on a farm at some point in their life
  • Men that follow Paul Skallas on Twitter
  • DSA members

If you’re any of the above you’re welcome to ask me out but so far none of these sort have really stuck around so if you’re really different you’re also welcome to ask me out.






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